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Mini Kit: Festivus Seinfeld Celebration Kit

SKU: HBG62360
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Celebrate Festivus the Seinfeld holiday for the rest of us with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole.


  • 9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)
  • 5 Human Fund donation gift cards
  • 2 magnets

Includes the following audio clips from Seinfeld:

Button 1 The Story of Festivus: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!€¦out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!

Button 2 The Festivus Pole: There's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.

Button 3 The Airing of Grievances: Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!

Button 4 The Feats of Strength: And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let's rumble!