This is the smallest strawberry patch I've ever been to! With the tiniest little strawberries! Except wait, this comparison doesn't work because they're still a lot bigger than a standard strawberry. Let me try again! Wow, look at this small strawberry patch, with inexplicably large strawberries that are still smaller than other strawberries sold on this site! Hmm, doesn't really roll off the tongue does it. Unlike these strawberries!