If you hear this kitty purring...get far away fast! Because this feline friend is not real, and definitely should not be purring. No, not even though it's as cute as the cutest kitten you've ever seen. Not even if it's sweet little face says, please cuddle me now. If it's purring, something has gone terribly wrong with reality. Run. I said run! Now! Save yourself! Of course, if it's not purring, just do whatevs.